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"Nogoats offered us an enormous amount of help when setting up our chat
services company. They were proactive from our initial contact and provided
a wealth
of information from a simple to understand explanation of how the services
work
to a full rundown of how the various services could be tailored to work for
us. Both friendly and professional, the team at nogoats helped us create
a thriving
profitable business from nothing in the space of a month with the minimum
of fuss. We cannot recommend them highly enough. "
James @ TBP
"They are all
mad. Despite this it has been a pleasure doing business with
them"
Lee @ DP Text
"Setting
up our service with NoGoats was a surprisingly painless process. From the
outset they were friendly and helpful, going so far as to offer advice gathered
from their many years of experience in the field of SMS related chat. I
wouldn't hesitate to work with them again in the future and as such unreservedly
recommend their services"
Jon @ Sovereign
"Having
been instantly charmed by the management team at nogoats (the red wine
stains add character to my suit I must say - serves me right for not
wearing a leather suit)....or perhaps hypnotised by goblinite magic,
we decided to move some key numbers over to nogoats. Based on the astonishing
revenue share, and reduced costs, we decided to move our entire worldwide
reverse-billed sex chat operation over to nogoats and retire to Majorca.
Outsourcing to Bath has proven a far cheaper option than our first choice
- Bangladesh. (The Government of Bangladesh is said to be up in arms
about the effect outsourcing to low-cost offshore locations such as Bath
is having on their economy. This must mean that nogoats is doing something
right? Not to be outdone, the government of India has been spurred into
a similar venture manifesting itself in the form of nocows. This has
resulted in somewhat of an animal-banishment race in the region with
Pakistan following suit with its very own nopigs operation. The oxymoron
that is American Intelligence confirms that Kim Il Sung is speaking to
senior Pakistani nopigs scientists in an effort to purchase the secrets
that will allow North Korea to enter the sextext arena. (Having no mobile
phones is seen as only a slight inconvenience, as they intend to send
messages via courier along their renowned train network. Explosive demand
is predicted. Israel denies that it has been secretly developing a nopigs
operation for many years in the Negev). Of course, what all these nations
forget is that their nations lack a tradition of good quiche recipes
and this must preclude them from joining the developed-world family of
sextext anytime soon. Am I digressing?....
In summary, nogoats went out of their way to make the process of moving our
operations to their service painless. Subsequent transition
has been extra smooth as our service has slipped gracefully into their operations
(so to speak).
Thanks for all your help nogoats - a less-greedy operation there is not.
....your supersize quiche is on its way...."
NickyJ @ TextTits